Texas Crab Hash 2011: September 15–18
This is the 19th annual all-inclusive Texas Crab Hash weekend!
News from DTBW
September 13, 2011
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If you are driving, please bring your own drinking water! There is no tap water on site!
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Bring your own drinking vessel! It's going to be hot! Bring an insulated mug with a lid! Keeps it cold and will not spill into the lake!
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Bring a float! We will be in the lake a lot!
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It's primitive camping, so you'll need to have your own tent and bed roll, unless you have made other plans in your rego!
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Frozen drinks all weekend, but a bottle of something fun to share will keep it interesting!
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Saturday night is a lingerie and/or disco attire dance party! Dress up, or I just might put the WonderWear on you!
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A reminder: SMS and email your airport pickup time (or camp gear requirements)—it's not a bad idea! (281) 851-9617 dicktheboywonder@hotmail.com
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No drama, no pesky pets or bad attitudes! We all want a zero-growth weekend!
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If you are in early or local please help out!
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Happy hour will be this Thursday at Chad's Sports Bar on the west side of Cullen Blvd, just about 1/4 mile outside the I-610 loop. See you there around 7:30 PM!
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It's not too late to bring fellow hash friends! You can still pay online or at the site! $75.00 is still okay—but let me know for the food and drink count!
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PooP
June 5, 2011
Registration is open right here on this site! You can register here and pay here by credit card or from your bank by PayPal,
or you can register here and send in a check. You don't need a PayPal account to pay by credit card!
June 4, 2011
Hi Texas Crab Hashers! Mark your calendars!
The 19th annual all-inclusive Texas Crab Hash weekend will be earlier this year:
September 15–18!
Smiles!
There will be:
- Dark and light beer
- All your meals
- A lake
- Beer
- Booze
- Entertainment
- Beer
- Margaritas
- Four hash events
- Beer
- A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!
Schedule
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Thursday
Pre-lube at Chad's: 7500 Cullen Boulevard, Houston, TX 77051!
Kegs tapped!
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Friday
Dinner, beer, frozen drinks, hash crawl, music!
The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!
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Saturday
Brunch, Crab Hash, seafood feast, more frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in
Houston™), water sports, acoustic jam, midnight hash, and a late night
supper buffet!
Texas Crab Hash Lingerie Disco!
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Sunday
Breakfast tacos, Lazy Bimbo Hash, frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!); if you
need more, water fun then ON‑ON‑ON to the Houston Hash (not included in
cost).
Bring
- Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent
- If you are flying-in from out-of-town you can borrow a tent!
- Water toys
- Swimsuit (?)
- Lots of towels
- Your own Drinking Vessel
Don't forget towels and a drinking vessel!
Registration
Advance registration is $75. You can also pay $85 at the site with limited gimmies.
For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad-Ass Crab Hash
Surprise™!
You can register here and pay here by credit card or from your bank by PayPal,
or you can register here and send in a check.
You don't need a PayPal account to pay by credit card. Click through the
payment process and look for the small print “Don't have a PayPal account?”
You can also RSVP to any of: DTBW's cell (281) 851‑9617, at DTBW's house, at (281) 326‑HASH,
or
with the following information:
- Hash name
- Real name
- Phone number
- E-mail address
- Emergency contact
- If you need to borrow camping gear
Send $75 to Danny Taylor Jr., 726 Shorewood Drive, Seabrook TX 77586
in advance, or pay $85 at the site with limited gimmies.
You can also RSVP and check who's cummin' in
HashSpaceHashSpace.
Directions
- From Houston Hobby (HOU) (not Bush IAH) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport
road.
- Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
- Go right on Almeda‑Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda-Genoa Road is one block past Almeda‑Genoa Road on the left.
- Turn left into the
grassy entrance
grassy entrance
grassy entrance
and look for flour!
Search directions to
"7000 Almeda‑Genoa Rd, Houston, Texas 770757000 Almeda‑Genoa Rd, Houston, Texas 77075"
www.dicktheboywonder.com
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